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One week until playoffs. Can’t wait..

We sparkle because we can.

Now some mail:

We received a couple of e-mails about the usual – we suck, we are rips offs – blah blah blah..

Here are two that need to be printed:

Tell Moh we are grateful for running a great league. Thank you.

Matt Mowery – fluster clucks.

You guys were right, We were wrong. If you are a friend of Toppers or Lenny you get to play in the division you want, the time you want, the schedules change every week. The fields at the Rosegarden are getting ripped up. We feel pressured to go hang out in the bar every week (we have kids for God’s sake). T & L brag about having a $800 bar tab week 1 - that's a good use of our league fees. We won’t be back in the spring.

Anonymous

After getting 4,006 e-mails just like this one all we can say is we feel your pain and are here for you.



Now 12 opinions.

1.     It looks like macaroon’s is the top of the cream. If Papa jakes can get lucky again (like last year) they’ll be the only team that has a shot

2.     Macaroon’s 2 is clearly up for grabs no team is shinning.

3.     We like backsliders in The Mack 3.  The Juggernauts stand in their way but they can’t beat them in the regular season.

4.     The dock of the bay. We had hopes for General Mills but after last week’s collapse to the tammy’s it’s the tammy’s to lose. Is it us or do the Tammy’s play a lot better when T. Gordon isn’t there?

5.     The fake td’s have righted the ship with some good QB play but are still light years behind the rest of the division.

6.     Hurrah, for Jen from Macaroon’s (jen from Molly’s teams) girlfriend wasn’t back in the league for two weeks and she’s already bitching loudly about “Moh’s stupid Rules”. We don’t know exactly what she was bitching about but you go girl!

7.     Speaking of Bitching. The Darryl’s are back to squabbling and whinning about almost every call.

8.     If you weren’t there the touchdown and split Joe dantonio did was legendary. No word on if our boy could walk the next day.

9.      We hear Fat Bob’s catering the bar at the opening of the new Indoor facility. If so nice choice.

10. Hopefully the winter indoor league will kickoff without a hitch and any of the drama. We hear the Mile is keeping the golf dome also so it will set up a nice championship.

11. What’s up with the Indoor tournament? We haven’t heard anything.

12.  The NFL over-rated list came out and Tim teebow was number 1 – The mile it has to be Rueben from Macaroon’s  





we apologize for not posting last week ..
we requested some updates from the league and it didn't get to us in time so we couldn't publish.. We know how many people look forward to our unabashed commentary..

12 quick points..
1. The Dynasty dropped? - this has to be the first time in the history of touch football that a first place team has run out of gas....
2. It looks like the macaroons - papa jakes in the overall championship.
3. Some feelers have been made for a world championship between The m/ile and game on? Indoor of course.. so it ain't so Moh say it ain't so..
4. speaking of our good friends at game on.. The Ub maintaince department went to the UB big-shots and shut down the grass fields. They are getting time in the stadium when they can. It goes to show you what Mohs field rotation policy means. If not convinced that playing on different fields is still not a good idea go look at the rosegarden "grass" or whats left of it. Snapped ankle anyone?
5. Jill pogozynski gave moh a snaek peek at their powder puff team logo..pretty lame.
6.  If you're looking for a play by play and video of our wives game forget it. We're not married.
7. The Tammy's lost after having a big lead. I'd hate to be the general Mills team this week.
8. God athelete or Shameless opportunist? Jen from Come from behind has been filling in for Macaroon's because of Carrie's Owen's high ankle sprain. we thought she wanted nothing to do with the m/ile?
9. What's a process server do?
10.  The big game of teh wek/ Tammy's vs. general Mills.
11. It's a good thing the this is our year - Fluster cluck gane is early at Dock of the bay. The bar doesn't open until 11
12. 12 days until the indoor facility opens - lats hope for a real cold november 19th. With rain

sparlketwins@roadrunner.com




 

Lawsuit a-comin?
               Has sanity and come to pass? Is lady liberty finally coming to the aid of long suffering Mile founders? An even more ironic twist is that Travers Collins Corp is suing some company for employees leaving and starting their own company. It seems it’s a no-no to do that and solicit business and clients while you’re doing it. Opps. TCC was one of the last teams to leave the mile for the dropper league.

              Read about the lawsuit in the Buffalo news Wednesday business section. Moh has been very, very quiet on the whole rip and split deal.  If the TCC lawsuit is successful the mile one would be a breeze. Topper was even dumb enough to keep Moh & Phyllis on his e-mail list well into the formation of the slopper league’s shenanigans. We do know Moh and one of his legal beagles have met with the same lawyer that is handling the TCC lawsuit.

              While we (the sparkle twins) are no fans of litigious behavior we have to side with Moh on this one. Employees have ripped off the Mile for years. The last time he didn’t file against J.G. but this has crossed the line… stay tuned, more to come….

Read the TCC story here

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Now 8 quick hits:

1.      Hopefully the weather will hold out - it’s nice to know that November 19th has been booked for make-ups – playoffs at the waterfront sports & entertainment center.

2.      The Tammy’s is not only everything that is wrong with rec touch football, but the American way of life. Isn’t there someone that can lower the boom on these guys?

3.      Our second favorite team to watch? Matt mower and the Fuster clucks. Great upside – great preparation.  Solid resolve.

4.      What team ducks big games quicker? Dinner for two or pearl street?

5.      No word yet if the dropper gang is ever going to return sally’s $58. Showing their true colors.

6.      One of the first events is a powder puff tournament. It’s time to let the girls shine.

7.      Moh back out of retirement? Why God Why?

8.      Is there a world championship coming?


 
Player of the week


Jillian wiegle




Team : No ca$h Darryl's
Occupation - Sports facility asstant manager
Last book read:  College for Dummies

S.P. (sparkle twins) ms. weigle your looking good..
Jillian : thank you (tee hee)
S. P. How long have you been playing in the Mile?
Jillian : I don't know (tee hee) I'm very nervous
S.P.  Don't be nervous you're doing great. What team would you really like to knock the snot out of?
Jillian : Those pesky buffaloes - they're poopheads! (giggle)
S.P. what is your favorite thing about Saturday football?
Jillian - I dunno - probably waking up on sunday morning with the right player (tee-hee) Hopefully it'll be one of those cute Tammy's guys they are all cute!!
S.P. - OK question time.. how do you know you've had a great date?
a. A good kiss goodnight
B. Not having to spend your own money
c. A call the next day.. or
d.  That sweet sticky feeling,
jillian : um E! All of the above!!! Do you want to go to the dock of the aby after the game  for a shot of tuna Schnapps?!
S.P.  no thanks .. you've been great..



The state of co-ed recreational football.

Things are going well for the Mile. The propagandists were yet again not able to put mile football (or us) out of business. We’d again like to thank the Godmother/Airey for calling Moh lazy because now here we are.

Let’s look at the hype :

1.       The M/ile’s schedule was confusing and the league rarely stuck with it. Please. The dropper league is using the same confusing template Dropper tried a  year ago with the m/ile. Moh yanked it and it’s back. The only scheduling “upgrade’ is that teams in the dropper league can take multiple weeks off and force other teams to play double (or triple) headers whether they want to or not.

2.       The M/ile officials sucked and didn’t know the Rules. Goofiness. The dropper league  is using the bottom end of those officials and whomever they can drag out of the bar. The only difference is that they have to have a copy of the rules with them (maybe) and Lifetime ref killer/complainer Lenny Alba is “in charge” of them. How’s that working out?

3.       The Mile website is “Incoherent”. Easily the most laughable sidestep of the year. Is the dropper league website immeasurably huge? There are dead-end links. How about a schedule for next week page? yes? no?  Forget trying to register to use the Forum (no critisicm allowed) only 2 asskissing remarks. Jon Mohr’s twins column is horrible ( yes we get it your wife plays on the all girls team with the d1 qB in D4). Weak very Weak.

4.       The dropper league is more “fun”. Sure week one you got free Ice cream and a Raggae band nobody listened to ( again ) but where’s the beef? Teams kicked in a record $390 for the fall league - ($15,000 grand in all). Was it worth the extra $80? and yes we know only a handful of suckers actually paid the whole amount.  Fun is bringing a cooler and not having to look over your shoulder to see if the beer police are searching cars.

5.       Finally – the competiton is better. Really? the dropper D1 is a shambles and will never recover. There are many teams thrown together or dragged out of retirement ( forfeits are way up in the D4 divison right boys!?). Rosters seem to be a thing of the past because guys can be seen on many teams. The whole fall session seems to be  what teams can be suckered to play in D1 in the spring. TCC / Come from behind good luck.  If every team makes the playoffs why show and play at all?

 

8 quick points

1.       The Buffalo Bandits have inquired about practicing in the new indoor facility come January. It’ll be a good fit. Normally they have to drive all the way up to Grimsby Ont.

2.       The fans and teams have asked, will all the teams ever play together again? Very Doubtful. It seem that the number of teams in all leagues have has peaked. Teams don’t want to admit their mistakes and move back to a league they left no matter what. There will be a team or two that cross for the Indoor league, Indoor challenge matches (In December) or maybe the tournament but that’s about it.

3.       The split was caused more by Ego than neccisity,  what a waste. D1 will never be the same.

4.       The Handle in macaroons two should move up to D1 in time for the tournament – too good, too nasty, & too much stroke.

5.       The Fluster Clucks keep practicing- dudes like you try to hard.

6.       How long will T.O. stay unsigned? How about Moh? Same lockeroom cancer.

7.       Check out the QB for Dynasty -  very good – very clean.

8.       Good job by the league for cancelling the games last week. 4 straight days of rain and cold and slippery that morning. A sure recipe for injuries, both to the grass and players.

comments?
the sparkle twins:
Sparkletwins
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As promised
Our player of the week!!!

Player of the week

Cher Mycooch




Team: - none

Occupation: part time server at Moist Lounge Franklin. 
 Part time acupuncturist.  Part time shot girl for Gordon’s Tuna schnapps.

Last book read: STD home remedies

S.T’s –(sparkle twins)  Ms. Macooch, what do you like about M/ile football?

Cher – I think I’m supposed to say , I like that we’re all in the same plan.

S.T’s – Um, do you mean same place?

Cher – Oh yes – we all pray in the same place.

S.T’s – ok.. How did you find out about touch football.

Cher – I was giving out samples of tuna schnapps downtown and two guys, I think  their names were Dropper and Benny, gave me $200 to take my top off.

S.T’s – that’s quite a tip.

Cher – yeah I usually get $10.

S.T’s – Nice job. Then what?

Cher – I was told to come down and play football and drink and lay on the bar. I’m good with balls (tee-hee)

S.T’s  - um… ok . Cher if you went on a date with a guy from this league what chance would he have to “get with you” after the date?

              a. easily

              b. Not so easily

              c. yes – right now! or

            d. Oh that dog of mine!

Cher – what? Do you want some tuna schnapps?

S.T.’s – no thank you – you’ve been wonderful.

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Opps
our plan was to critique the games .. The games were weathered out so
later in the week we will give our much anticipated half way "state of touchfootball"
not to be missed..
and tonight our player of the week hubba , hubba

Hank and Dean the Sparkle twins...


WEEK 3

 

People are still coming up to Moh at Dock of the bay to see about getting teams in. Don’t do it. Don’t allow  teams in late just to pump up numbers. You know the team numbers will be up in the spring. Inflating divisions this late will just cause problems. We like things the way they are.

The January Indoor league at the Waterfront already has 3 teams and the mile hasn’t even asked for any yet ( full discloser we are working on the publicity committee). 16 team limit. Saturdays starting at 6PM. 7 weeks plus playoffs $490. Very cool…

Moh stay on the high road and don’t play, we saw you warming up and you suck.

Our top 10

1.     Papa Jakes randy Rich – they just win baby..somehow.

2.     Macaroon’s – Picked up margo – don’t know how many games she’s going to play but Hot Sauce blows off every other week.

3.     The Dynasty – nasty. Finally picked up a qb to replace Pagano.

4.     Gordon’s – Good not great

5.     The Handle – watch them burn.

6.     The Tammy’s – please God no.

7.     Look at my Fake Td’s – Could have the best Qb in the league

8.     X-factor – good team - could  compete for the title.

9.     Morning Wood – look for Fred to right the ship

10. No ca$h Darryl’s – WITH Jim Weigle – without him they are 24th

 

10 quick shots.

1.     Not to nit pick but how exactly does the Dropper leagues schedule work? If you’re in D1 do you get as many byes as you want? If you get 2 byes do you have to wear the cookie monster costume? Do you get to blow off 2 weeks and play a triple header?  At least in the M/ile you're expected to play every week.

2.     Billy Gunn is back reffing at the Hose Garden? I thought all new “superior” refs were coming in? No wonder Sally left. Dude can’t keep his mouth shut and likes to follow the rules he likes and ignore all others. Come on Topper use the over the top league fees and get some new refs. While we're on it, do the players that have to ref have to carry the rules around? we're not use to that.

3.     We thought the new exciting TSL website was supposed to be updated frequently and contain state of the art functions and graphics. Looks pretty ordinary to us. Throw a little color in and update or take down your week one voting poll.

4.     We are very disappointed with the Godfathers column. We expected Jon mohr to kiss Toppers ass but we thought Airey would be the voice of the people. It looks like most of Airey’s column is spent justifying putting every team in D1 in the spring. You better do something because D1 is looking pretty thin. why wait until the spring with half of the d1 teams not showing up every week put TCC up there now.

5.     A heartfelt warning to teams in all leagues. If you’re still in the class of people that still hang out and drink past 8pm be careful. No amount of “fun” is worth the DUI that awaits. It’ll cost about $7,000 minimum. go organize a house party.

6.     Speaking of Jon Mohr’s twins column, Dude you’re looking pretty transparent. Whenever a team in Toppers league is getting miffed J Mohr pumps them up in the Column. He recently sang rang up Corey from look at My Td’s. selling praises for a pick. LaOTD’s got shut out and yes they should be pissed.  molly's girls team just got shut out by Green machine and walked off? you can count on jen scrotum to bitch at someone you better get the praises ready.

7.     Are there rosters in Toppers league? One of us was there two weeks in a row and we saw guys playing on all sorts of teams and not the dream team. teams should be getting pissed.

8.     ACE and Dillos are off to awful starts? That’s what happens when you put stars like Ricki and Kozlowski in shitty leagues. they don't have the fire. mike ford has already left the building.  

9.     How come Victoriuos secret(e) was allowed to go to D2 again? they don't have a Qb/ they don't/ they do?

10. No word if Topper will return Sally’s $58 dollars she forked over to play in his league. She’s out so send it back. Come on guys $15,000 raked in and you can’t return a lousy $58?

sparkletwins@roadrunner.com

Week two

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 The sparkle twins have been offered huge promotion jobs at the Waterfront Sports & entertainment center if “we learn to shut our mouths”. Who cares who else is Moh going to hire?

Moh continues to remain silent (maybe too silent) about this latest raid on bidness. Not one word on his website. Hmmmmmm. Keep your eyes open.

We were able to check out some of the action at macaroons and at dock of the bay. DOTB is a lot quieter. No smack, the only noise was  Joe Dantonio’s bitching.  Almost serene.

Moh makes his debut at Macaroon’s this week. Hide the tequila and laura from the snuggernauts ass.

10 quick joints;

1.     The refs in the dropper league are now required to carry laminated copies of the rules and the boys think that it’s a huge upgrade. Here’s a shocking thought, if your refs don’t know the rules don’t let them ref.. you know like in the M/ile league. What’s next? are you going to make them count to 5 every play like ex-mile Billy does over at Junko’s league?

2.     Huge story number #1. Sally from Ace wants to go back and play in the Mile. Our good friend Ronny K won’t refund her money. Nothin’ wrong with that but if Topper was a good guy he’d pull some of that $15,000 he got his first season and send a check over to Sally. Lenny do your job and get a check sent out. $50

3.     The M/ile look at our Td’s would crush the dropper league look at our td’s. At least the Mile Td’s can score. The both wear yellow. Weird.

4.     The Tammy’s play fake Td’s. Watch the smoke billow over lake erie. Jamie from the fake Td’s is the first player in the M/ile to catch a td while her hand is in a cast.

5.     Huge story number #2. It seems that a team playing at the hosegarden told nice guy Phil (the owner of Macaroons) and that teams sponsor, that they were playing at “E.C.C.” . They have until Monday to come clean and refund some cash or face the music. Oops.

6.     The invictus team , who never played a game without mega-bitching, left the mile. Jeff Pankow never a fan of Topper, brought the whiners over to the Junko league. They picked up uber complainer Doreen. Hahahahahah… a punchline awaits.  We hope they get Billy as a ref soon.

7.     Will Randall is the greatest quarterback in the history of the Whitcomm team at DOTB.

8.     Say a prayer for Good guy Bruce Benton (formerely of the goonies). He hasn’t been feeling well for quite some time.

9.     Dixie normous (the Rosegarden team) is pissed they had to play against a number of D1 players while trying to hide out in d4. Good luck with that. You get what you pay for.

10. Its good to see the Jimmy larke crew throwing the rock and still losing close games.

 

sparkletwins@roadrunner.com

 

September 8 (see Moh we can beat a deadline)

Not that we’re big fans but thanx for staying on the high road with this splinter. It’s not the teams fault – they know not what they do. The m/ile will always be there – keep improving the product and you’ll be back up to 60 teams again in no time.

We look forward to the upcoming season. Brand new flat fields – a few new teams. The option of bringing your own coolers with the connivance of bar/restaurants. What could be better? We feel in order to make the day more “fun” give each team a bottle of bubbles and some extra wands.

We’ve again toured the M/ile Indoor facility. Moh plans on having co-ed football Saturday nights. The first team, Pogozynski’s Handle – was the first to sign up.

Our top 8 teams:

1.       Macaroons

2.       Gordon’s

3.       Coles Rich

4.       Morning wood

5.       The handle

6.       The Dynasty

7.       Lockout

8.       The Tammy’s

Some quick Notes

1.       Moh – thanx for throwing out the 40 team guarantee. Yes we know you could have filled the ranks with cheap kickball teams but what does it do? The other league had teams walk off, forfeit, call off the day, and some even showed up and left without playing. What good is that? Funny The Godmother never mentions that. Keep the M/ile at 30 and stock it with teams that will show up every week at the scheduled time and hang out a little afterwards. The “new” league had to resort to calling on teams long ago abandoned be the M/ile because they had a bad habit of not showing. Don’t people learn from history?

2.       So let us get this straight. You have 39 teams at a ridiculous $390 a team. That’s a cool 15 grand. You promised a new website because the M/ile website was obsolete and your website is supposed new and an upgrade. What happened? You buy an off the shelf grab and drop piece of junk and half of the functions mimic Toppers take and aren’t even updated? How about a little refund?

3.       The Funny. The New league promises “new refs” under the awesome mentoring of Lenny Alba. The NL promised an increase in reffing quality and the way the refs do business. The league got mostly the bottom of the barrel mile castoffs. 3 of which Lenny has said for years should never ref again. WTF? With all that big cash spend it on some good refs. That Charlie guy still doesn’t blow the whistle to stop plays. You had perhaps the best ref in any league running around taking pictures that day. Perhaps a small refund is in order.

4.       Why would the “New league” build 4 fields when one clearly doesn’t fit? Field 3 has solid rock coming through the surface. In the past the m/ile would pay guys a lot of jack to go out a week before the season to go and grind the exposed rock down. Did anyone see Lenny or topper out with a grinder? It’s only a matter of time before someone snaps an ankle on that field and sues. What?  It already happened in week one? Nice job boys.

5.       Thanx Moh for calling the Jimmy Larke crew and saving them a spot to play. Now that Arthur’s is staying with the mile that leaves about 5 African American players in the dropper league. We’re just saying. The Rosegarden has never been known to cater to the hip Hop crowd. At least skip gets to ref.

6.       It’s ironic to see the Blondes Brunettes game treated Jen Scrotum as the Marla Hooch of the tournament by not putting her picture up. Girlfriend clearly doesn’t understand what the game is all about. Stay home.

7.       Is it us or does the Godmother’s columns look just like the professors 3 year old columns with the names just changed? Right down to the It’s on oh it’s on! Smack. C’mon boys get some fresh material.

8.       If the Godfather is going to tout that Ricki from the Dillos is going to be unstoppable shouldn’t he see if Ricki is actually playing in the league?

9.       Do you think Dimartino’s is happy with the new “any guy in the league can play for Ford’s team policy”? probably. Micah did tell Moh they were leaving for “the competition.”.

10.   The Godmother is pleading with the players to stop by and give topper and Lenny a hug and pat on the head for the great job they are doing. Why? They just took a good league and turned it into a mediocre league or the Lenny, topper, and Walter want to get laid at all costs league. Does that make the players pimps or Johns? After forking over $390 a team those 3 should be bowing after each player arrives on the field.

 

 August  26th.

Just some random thoughts while waiting for the season to start:

What were you thinking? Moh was ready to close up shop. Phyllis had him talked him into forgetting about outdoor football for a while and concentrating on their indoor facility. It was a done deal , the mile was down to about 16 teams and then.. bang! Airey, 9, the Godmother or whatever  he’s calling himself these days calls him out and here we go. This happened the last time when he did the same thing and Goungo’s forum … he got so hysterical that Goungo’s lawyer advised him to shut the forum down (he did).  Moh was down and out then – and then the 9 called him unprofessional or some shit – then boom!  60 teams at the fire hall. Dropper sports should seriously think about muzzling this bitter boy or he’ll bite him in the ass sooner or later.

On the same vein – is it us or is The Godmothers fascination with Moh’s sweatpants just a little bit creepy? Does he want to get in them or what?  Ew.. stop staring at Moh’s junk..

It’s good to see Topper’s first use of Topper sports was used to over pay some girl at a dream date auction $500. What the hell though if you have enough suckers willing to pay $390 for this mess why not? Just a thought;  One of us works at a bank. If you ever do (as planned) think of expanding a bank doesn’t consider;  dream  dates,  hot tubs, Reggae band, body shots , bra bounties , or any other such nonsense as a solid business plan.  And remember the M/ile was audited twice and passed.  Your new LLC better send in your sales tax at the end of the year or one of Coumo’s finest will be having a chat with you (opps). It’s per team big guy so save some cash. The teams that do stick with topper in the spring should look forward to a little fee raise to cover ‘rising expenses”.

The BDB said “We’re outta here” at the end of their season? They say it at the end of every season.

The Godmother made the stretch that because Lenny and topper’s families started a business long ago that somehow it translates to giving these two gregarious business sense. Having daddy start a business and giving you an office in the back with a nice name plate does not give you great business sense. See the movie Tommy Boy for reference.

Why is it that every time the M/ile has some hot new D2 teams coming up the pipe the D1 teams get some sap to start another league so they can run out the back door before they get their clocks cleaned.? G&A and DKK (we’re leaving because the competition is better) are again running away before the Kensey brothers can mop the floor with them. How many times can you pummel Top line, Hot Sauce and Dwyer’s before you embarrass yourselves?

Lenny is going to take charge of the officiating and finally straighten it out? Isn’t Lenny one of the officials biggest problems? It’s like putting  Airey in charge of Moh’s sweatpants collection. Ew again..

10 quick thoughts

1.      Team to watch:- the Lockout. Dylan returns to the Mile

2.      The goonies – ready to explode – if they appear

3.       Ron’s landscaping – supposedly their best girl receiver has left the building.

4.      Mike Ford is gone for good – We never though that much of Ford but at the M/ile staff meeting the professor and his crew were devastated.  Since Ford has left for the 2nd time ( and advocated teams to come with) even Moh couldn’t be that stupid to allow him back. Moh’s plans (tongue in cheek we hope) to feature Ford on the brochure for the Waterfront Sports & Entertainment Center drew a dagger look from wife Phyllis.

5.      We applaud Topper’s marketing gimmick to draw Dixie Normous away from the M/ile by either allowing them in for free or having the Rosegarden “sponsor “ them. Quick question: why didn’t all teams get that deal?

6.      Team do for a good year – Whitcomm/ Randall. Reasoning” They couldn’t do any worse.

7.      Team Ramrod may pack it in if they don’t get a quick influx of girl players.

8.      This is our Year is a team that grew out of the old Chan gailey’s kids – please please please sign Nigh.

9.      General mills is back after a session off. Joe Dantonio promises a better effort.

10.  Pearl streets Brian Murphy is the best two way player in the league. Too bad he’s saddled with this weak team.





Yes we are staying with the Mile.. The true league.
The old sparkle Twins - Jon Mohr and Todd Nixon have moved over to Toppers league and will continue has the twins or something equally stupid
Topper and Lenny? - good guys but they will see its not easy
The Godfather? - real name rymes with Snot Blairey - If you guys are going to try to be anonymous do a better job..

Moh will restart his league like he always does
his fields are new his league will be new and when the Rosegarden falls apart when it usually does , or they stop letting people drink out at the fields or when the parking lots shrink the fields we'll see.

The old league needed shakeing up. Some of those old teams were getting just that.
Moh lazy?
Topper made more money in the fall league than both Moh and Phyllis  combined and took it in cash. (some say $1200 will Topper deny this ? )
After blowing off 3 weeks in the spring league to go out of town Moh had had enough.

Just like the $6,000 shakedown Goungo tried to pull for running softball..
We've toured the new indoor facility and it is impressive.  start Indoor football immediatly.  Flag.
the good news is that Moh has run out of these clowns that "run his leagues" , take the cash and then when things go sour they blame the Mohster. moh do us a favor - run your leagues yourself you will make mistakes but at least you won't have these part time Idiots nipping at your heels.
And DO NOT TAKE those same asshole teams back that always crawl back when things go bad at the garden...
let them go to Goungo (if he hangs on to UB) or Houghton...

Most of the  Teams just want to play at The Rosegarden and don't care who is running the league..

And Godfather please try and hang on to a job more than 2 years and stop going backwards .. We hear your Jon Mohr's shitboy now...

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